Rome: such a great city for walking unless
You are hit by a car, as I was tonight, though it was only
A tiny car. The cretino driver had my language progress
In mind as I practiced my idioms and gestures,
Like what they call “holding the umbrella”
(don’t ask, think about it). The driver’s eyes
Told me I had a long way to go if I wished to
Score a point about livestock and his love life.
Still, a sorrowful ghostly city like Rome is good
For dying if it came to that, so many spaces
For monuments, someday maybe one of Me in Language
School, in full command of the imperfect subjunctive,
Which is called the Congiuntivo Imperfetto,
Which sounds like a coffee or pasta but is not.
Later this night a girl in a piazza swathed in moonlight,
Unlit cigarette in her fingertips, asks in her English,
“Have you a fire for me?” Sometimes even Italian fails.
You won’t believe how much you use the Congiuntivo
Imperfetto during foreplay, painting a ceiling, or when hit
By a car. Night times I spent in the Piazza dell’
Orologio—orologio means clock—sweepingly
Subjunctive and imperfect, and studied the big clock
On the tower, the one with missing hands,
And appreciated anew Italians’ conceptions of love
And death and why they were always late.
I am the oldest student in the class by a factor of two.
Also the only male, by a factor of no idea. The Russians
Have atrocious accents but their grammar and miniskirts
Are exceptional, especially with the subjunctive mood.
The goal is to think in Italian, to speak without
Thinking, so I am halfway home. Maybe it was my toga
That turned the teacher against me. I ask her to go
With me to the Coliseum, where everyone soon dies,
As I will, which is why I first came to Rome.
The most beautiful girl in school is from Algiers.
Her black eyes demand I re-examine my whole life.
Oh, the things I could tell you about language school
Would fill a book, a little grammar exercise book
Specializing in the imperfect subjunctive, required
Every minute in Rome especially while sitting next
To a gorgeous sweet Algerian girl named Sisi,
Which in Italian sounds like si, si, yes, yes.
That’s why, if I have to live, Rome is not so bad,
It’s such a sad city, with the best art over my head,
Cars so small that afterward I run back to language school.
- October 13, 2014
The Heyday of Malcolm: A Tribute to Malcolm Margolin
Location: 6:30 p.m., 312 Sutter St., Book Club of California, San Francisco
Description: Margolin, the publisher of Heyday Books, is celebrated by Rebecca Solnit, Paul Yamazaki, ZYZZYVA managing editor Oscar Villalon, Andrew Lam, Kim Bancroft, L. Frank, and Charlie Winton. Free. For more info: http://bit.ly/1ty1CQW
- October 18, 2014
ZYZZYVA at Lit Crawl
Location: 6 p.m., Casanova, 527 Valencia St., San Francisco
Description: Readings and revelry with ZYZZYVA contributors Vauhini Vara, Earle McCartney, Elena Mauli Shapiro, Soma Mei Sheng Frazier, and perhaps a couple of surprise guests. Free.
- October 21, 2014
Monkey Business & ZYZZYVA East Bay Literary Evening
Location: 7 p.m., Diesel Books, Oakland
Description: ZYZZYVA managing editor Oscar Villalon and contributor Peter Orner help celebrate the Japanese literary journal Monkey Business, with its editors Ted Goosen and Roland Kelts and contributors Tomoka Shibasaki and Hiromi Itoh. Conversation and readings. Free. For more info: http://bit.ly/1mlBBnd
- October 22, 2014
Monkey Business & ZYZZYVA SF Literary Evening
Location: 5 p.m., University of San Francisco, Xavier Auditorium, S.F.
Description: ZYZZYVA contributor Dean Rader joins Ted Goosen and Roland Kelts, editors of Japanese literary journal Monkey Business, and contributors Tomoka Shibasaki and Hiromi Itoh for readings and conversation. Free. For more info: http://bit.ly/YYKEQq
- November 4, 2014
Will Boast in Conversation with Oscar Villalon
Location: 7 p.m., Green Apple Books on the Park, 1231 9th Ave., San Francisco
Description: Boast, ZYZZYVA contributor and author of the story collection "Power Ballads," discusses his memoir, "Epilogue," with ZYZZYVA Managing Editor Oscar Villalon. Free. For more info, visit http://bit.ly/1unPP75
- November 11, 2014
Lydia Millet in Conversation with Oscar Villalon
Location: 7 p.m., Green Apple Books in the Park, 1231 Ninth Ave., San Francisco
Description: Millet, the winner of a PEN Center USA Award for Fiction and a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and a Los Angeles Times Book Award, discusses her new novel, "Mermaids in Paradise," with ZYZZYVA Managing Editor Oscar Villalon. Free. For more info, visit http://bit.ly/1vsPCT8
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